Neighbours.

(music tinkles)
Neighbours,
Everybody needs good neighbours,
except I haven’t bloody met them,
‘nd they’ve been out a month,
Neighbours, built a fancy tent around it,
and they’ve just gone and blasted,
another tug,
O Neighbours,
When do I get to meet you,
and maybe, buy you,
a damn good drink.



The vessel is apparently known as the Susie B, and is intended to become a houseboat, there are some spooky similarities with us which is an odd sensation. More I cannot tell until I’ve had the chance to grill the individuals involved.